Lindsay Lohan and her very close friend, saMANtha Ronson just can't get enough of each other!

The recovering addict and the DJ looked majorly pissed when the paparazzi caught wind of them on Friday, heading out to Matsushisa for an intimate lunch.

They LOVE sushi!

Perhaps $25,000 will turn Lohan's frown upside down????

Lindsay and her peeps have started this website (for real) asking for money for her 22nd birthday in July.

Yeah, good luck with that!

If any sponsors are stupid enough to give Lohan money for her party, we hope they have a clause that says they get their money back in the event Lohan is in jail, rehab, hospitalized or dead.

All very good possibilities!

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Spotted: Miley Cyrus catching a performance of Legally Blonde the musical in NYC on Friday night. During intermission, the Disney star was escorted backstage so she wouldn't have to sign any autographs or take pictures with fans.

Ewwwww!

Star Jones (or a really good drag queen) attended the premiere of Woody Allen's Vicky Cristina Barcelona at the Cannes Film Festival on Saturday.

Why the fuck was she there??????????

Next time, she should get some colonic irrigation before she walks down a red carpet.

Then her face won't look like she needs to take a big dump (all over Big Gay Al's head)!

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Left: Marc Jacobs. Right: Kelly Osbourne.

The CW has started airing a promo for 90210 (2.0).

Click here to check it out.

Such teases!

This is overwhelming!

So many positive changes have been happening in Cuba lately, under the new leadership of Raul Castro.

It's pretty unbelievable!

The latest is that…

The Cuban government is taking steps to combat homophobia and is even contemplating legalizing gay marriage.

Amazing!

It seems like just the other day that gays and lesbians in Cuba were being jailed and persecuted for their sexual orientation.

We knew our "sister" Raul would pull through for us!

Topanga will bang ya….if you get her drunk enough!

Danielle Fishell got bombed on Friday night at McFadden's in Boston, MA, several Perezcious readers in attendance tell us.

"She was on the bar dancing, behind the bar serving drinks and taking shots left and right!"

Be careful, drunkie!

Fishell was arrested last year for DUI.

Don't make the same mistake twice!

Amy Winehouse's mother, Janis, has written yet another open letter to the media, talking about her druggie daughter and son-in-law, Blake incarcerated.

This is her most stinging tirade yet!

Click here to read what Momma Wino has to say, including Amy's admission that she's still taking drugs.

Like, duh!

Wino does tell her mom, though, that she's "cutting back."

Yeah, we're sure Pete Doherty is helping her cut back her drug consumption!!!!

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He came through!

Tony Romo is such a gentleman, y'all.

Even though he dumped Jessica Simpson, according to MULTIPLE reports, the Dallas Cowboys quarterback caved in to the pressure and agreed to be her date for Ashlee Simpson's wedding.

The former couple were seen driving into Poppa Joe and Tina Simpson's estate in Encino early Saturday afternoon (above).

And, no, Tony's not wearing a baseball cap to the wedding.

Simpson and Romo had clothes hanging in the back seat.

Poor Jessica.

Her sister's happy day must be so sad for her!

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Jermaine Dupri is really getting into the vlogging!

The music producer has a YouTube page, which he's been updating quite regularly. And, he just posted a new video from long-term lady love Janet's birthday party on Friday night.

You see lots of tender moments between the two. Miz Jackson sends a message to her fans.

And, Janet munches on some McDonald's french fries after her big dinner at a fancy restaurant. Cuz it's her birthday and she's allowed to cheat!

Happy birthday, Janet.

Click here to check out the special bday vid!

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